Modelo

"Gf and I finally found a set of empty beach chairs and what do we find? A dirty fucking diaper left in the sand along with a few empty bottles of Modelo."

"I am an autistic regard that has been drinking modelo and troegs all night and I must tel you that my life has improved 100x since impregnating woman."

"i had unpacked all of her gifts. they're sitting here waiting for her to open them, maybe i can find a nice portuguese girl to give them to. two of them are stained glass flowers i spent ages building for her. i already drank the modelo 12 pack she asked for."