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Michelob Ultra

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Light beer brand consumed by a 400-pound boss with Crohn's disease who believed drinking it constituted being on a diet.

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"My old boss weighed like 400 pounds and had cronhs disease and would just house pasta and drink like 9 Michelob ultras every night. He would always be like "it's light beer, im on a diet!", without a trace of irony."
The story of Enzo · u/pretentiousmusician · ↑82 · 2021-09-09
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