"They bring up the most braindead arguments you can come up with, like 'Michael Phelps had a physical advantage over the people he competed with! It's unfair that someone who's 5'1 can't make it as a professional basketballer!'"
"Like the equivalent of having a Michael Phelps body but in the particular angle and length of your arm and leg stumps that gives you superhumanly low drag underwater."