Mentions (11)
"Matt Damon revealing he only stopped saying 🚬 in 2021 because his daughter told him to stop"
"She finds it cute when I explain stuff to her and I didn't want to be mathmogged by Matt Damon, so I waited until she started snoring and escaped to the bathroom to research."
"BROWNNNNNNNN BROWNNNNNNNNN MATT DAMON this will win every oscar and while i will not kms i will be sad"
"I'm sitting in my philosophy class in my second rate Australian university and my lecturer who looks and sounds like Matt Damon just described one philosopher as "the kind of guy who wears flip flops in Colorado" and said "dang that's so Kantian-pilled""
"The Departed has a deep story into De Caprio and Damon's characters and the plot is pretty sick and the ending twist has me doing cartwheels the first time I saw it."
"I'm used to sweet babes asking for more as I Chad them up respectfully so - but you know we are adults in the room, I have a style, a certain loquacious Matt Damon Dylan-esque stature, Big Stan in Streetcar vibe."
"Can't stand him. I get annoyed whenever I see his face, and refuse to watch any movie he's in because of it. Yet, i can't formulate a single reason why. I literally know nothing about him except that he's an actor."
"Writing this down it sounds stupid as hell but it always cracks people up when you see a random nobody on TV and I say holy shit that girl looks exactly like if Kieran Culkin and Matt Damon had a daughter, and everyone can see it clearly."
"Here are some other widow's peaks that I think look great, this subtle receding on Matt Damon and this more extreme one on Jude Law. I think those actually look cool"
"And Blake and Ryan were messaging their famous friends like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to endorse Blake's final cut of the movie."
"I say holy shit that girl looks exactly like if Kieran Culkin and Matt Damon had a daughter, and everyone can see it clearly."