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Mark Zuckerberg

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Facebook founder accused of secretly buying 1,600 acres in Hawaii to build a self-sustaining experimental city and bunker, compared to Hitler for his techno-utopian vision.

Mentions (46)
"This man has done so much damage to this world. It's also over for men who wear glasses."
"Zuck went from being a skinnyfat nerd with no personality to doing BJJ, getting in shape, dressing like a Latino zoomer and seems to be trying to work his way into the Rogan sphere. He's also hiding his hairline with that broccoli top lol."
"The Zuck gives Trump a nod. My dem friends are going to the shooting range. Everyone hates the education system."
We're in an extremely conservative moment · u/crackhead0 · ↑649 · 2024-10-07
"Todays world is soulless, there's no color anymore. Everyone types like they're off a 12 gram dose of kratom. This is what Mark Zuckerberg took from us."
"Most CEOs are unlikable but there's still something human there. There's the weird dorks(Elon, pre-yassified Zuck), the try-hards(Bezos, yassified-Zuck), the jerks(Steve Jobs, Larry Ellison) etc."
Sam Altman is terrifying · u/These-Fix-9719 · ↑552 · 2025-12-22
"either way zuck is a fucking demon who will not face any repercussions because people are so addicted to his failing platforms."
"Zuckerberg on a podcast talking about how corporate culture needs more masculine/dominant energy… I'd be really interested in hearing exactly what he means by this because it seems like office environments for unethical companies like meta are inherently devoid of soul… it's even funnier seeing a dw"
masculine energy · u/griddymaster68 · ↑507 · 2025-01-13
"I should stop reading the news or something because the every single article about Trump or Zuckerberg or Musk is cartoonish. Tell me that 10 years ago, you would believe some of the stuff that's happening now."
Maybe the world is ending · u/Spirited-Pie-5189 · ↑443 · 2025-01-11
"DUDE...he flippin drank a COLD ONE while SURFING BRO! he's one of us! his new haircut is cool! yeah he destroyed the minds and attention spans of several generations of teenagers, had his algorithm spam cartel gore videos to kids, and engaged in antitrust behaviour to undermine the labor class, but "
"Mark Zuckerberg can absolutely go fuck himself. There is no way that I will freely give this company my biometric data. Apple, sure. Even Hinge, fuck it. Meta? Absolutely the fuck not. The most vile part is that they're probably not even motivated to find fake accounts. They're farming 3D scans of o"
"They want to take this app from us so they can manipulate the next election and lower gen z and millenial votes, this app is too informative for the middle class which scares our government, and theyre trying to take it away because zuckerberg has lined politicians pockets"
"It is obvious why of course. It is in instagram / Zuckerberg's interests to have you glued to your phone. But I think this is an area that the EU / UK really ought to be alive to and to legislate some sort of 'right to restrict content', given how much they love legislating."
"It's really bizarre to me how I keep seeing articles about FREAKS like Sam Altman and Zuck building doomsday bunkers and they act like they're going to be the ones living in them."
"I would think someone like Zuckerburg, after making his billions, would feel the call to build some killer high-speed rail with 100 billion."
"Reading the comments on Zuckerberg's recent JRE appearance & the comments all reflect a similar sentiment of 'oh, he's evidently jumping to the winning side / blatant PR rebrand' even though Elon was in largely the same process as a progressive liberal four years ago?"
"tesla burning outside of trump tower hollywood burning due to their own greed in fund management obama laughing with donald trump at a funeral zuckeberg sending memos about removing tampons from men's bathrooms"
2025 is shaping up to be the year of the ham fisted parable · u/CentreLeftPodcaster · ↑249 · 2025-01-12
"Musk stans, Bezos stans, Oprah stans, the particularly ghoulish Zucc stans, all of them need to get a fucking grip"
"I believe so much of the actions and decisions he has made, and the direction he has taken Facebook can be understood if he is pretty far into the autistic spectrum. He is a hyper intelligent guy, but it's obvious he lacks empathy and human understanding. I think his intelligence has allowed him to "
So much of Zuckerberg makes sense if you realize he is autistic · u/Up_with_Miniskirts · ↑161 · 2021-10-06
"A funny aside, the article for interracial marriage features a photo of Mark Zuckerberg and his wife front and centre. They are the face of race mixing. I would ask to have that taken down ngl"
My life improved once I started editing Wikipedia · u/Friendly_Ad7824 · ↑153 · 2026-01-11
"This is the first of its kind. We are literally putting money in the pockets of marginalized groups and redirecting hateful rhetoric in a socially conscious way. This solves a huge part of the content moderation woes plaguing modern social media. Tell me I'm not the next Zuckerberg."
My new app idea: Slandr · u/tralktralk · ↑142 · 2024-04-24
"Like what they did instead certainly didn't help anybody or do anything other than further atomize society, help spread COVID among POC communities, etc etc. Just pussy ass shit. And very undignified. Why not redirect that energy to shooting down Mark Zuckerberg's plane or something?"
"In multi-billionaire news, Mark Zuckersberg, the man with fourth largest amount of money, was unveiled as the World's Ultimate Arbiter of Journalistic Truth and Integrity, an unelected position."
News of the Week · u/dubtonn · ↑116 · 2020-11-28
"i laughed a lot when anna said mark zuckerberg looked like a detransitioner, from a pretty recent episode."
what's the funniest moment from the pod in your opinion? · u/prynkle_ · ↑114 · 2021-11-22
"They have a clinic run by an absolute sociopath who is like the most villainous white woman wasp technofascist you can imagine. They're all white woman wasp technofascists, even the Asian ones have that disposition. It's the sort of culture where Mark Zuckerberg would feel at home."
"I'm just trying to see at what time doors open at a show near me and I have to create a fucking instagram account or even worse facebook."
"What a lot of people are ignoring is that a lot of people are growing resentful of these new advancements. People resent the idea of Mark Zuckerberg trying to capitalize on our life, they hate NFTs and their bullshit."
I think we're seeing the start of a technological regression · u/njxsongs_ · ↑106 · 2022-12-24
"Watching that tech family put chips in themselves for lolz got me nervous, these ghouls will absolutely play god with their kids dna if given the chance. How soon do I have to worry about Mark Zuckerberg Jr dominating the NBA?"
How close are we to designer babies? · u/malo_verde · ↑91 · 2022-01-11
"Even from my peripheral vision she activates this facial recognition in my brain that makes me see her as a three way cross between Ghislaine Maxwell, and Kris/Kim Kardashian. The shades of Ghislaine and Kris face and hair combined with the inhuman gaze of Zuck's (highly unfashionable) panopticon de"
"should i just accept that zuck and elon owns their souls now?"
"My (born in the 80s and early 90s) generation is cooked because us morons is what allowed Zuckerberg and Bezos to get rich to begin with."
"Mark Zuckerberg, a man who is obviously autistic, has shaped the way the modern world socializes. It's so fucked up how the world has become autistic as well. All these think pieces and documentaries about social media and it's impact don't even touch upon autism. I mean it's pretty damning that peo"
An autistic man shaped modern society · grumpfortrump · ↑46 · 2020-10-03
"The worst part is I cannot find any other videos of anyone else reciting the majority of these poems. Let this serve as a reminder that the internet is not permanent. It belongs to Zuckerberg, to Musk, to whoever has the money to decide what deserves to stay on those platforms."
The internet is dying · u/Overall_Beginning_70 · ↑44 · 2025-01-19
"these people have been brain broken by trump for the past 6 years because even though he might inherently disabled, he feels good to root for, and that's something tech overlords fail to understand. looking at someone like zuckerberg it seems like the only way someone could come up with facebook is "
Nerds truly ruined the world · u/NotFBIButDMforGuns · ↑39 · 2022-06-25
"How do I act more human and less like Zuckerberg?"
How do I get the mannerisms of a human being? · u/Pure-Ad4342 · ↑39 · 2024-10-09
"Who's invested billions in KoBold Metals? - Jeff Bezos - Sam Altman - Mark Zuckerberg - Marc Andreessen - Bill Gates"
Why Trump and Musk are interested in Greenland · u/Venus1nFur · ↑38 · 2025-02-01
"Growing up, these types of people were made to feel terrible about being 'off' in the many ways autists are off. In their new world, which they are imposing on us whether we want it or not, eye contact is unnecessary and even undesirable; spoken conversations between people are superfluous; and ever"
"Can we build a quarantined Facebook city? an employee had asked ahead of the July 31st Q&A. Like, buying an island and all of us working there? Zuckerberg read the question out loud, laughing gently. 'Gosh, I don't think that that would be good long-term,' he responded. 'I think it's good to maintai"
Tech bros · who_is_hegel · ↑31 · 2020-09-23
"Kanye, Elon, and Putin all threw their reputations in the toilet this year. Zuck did it over the last two years with the metaverse fixation. Makes me kinda nervous that this tier of person is also becoming increasingly unhinged."
"The movie made every mid level executive try to become the next Mark Zuckerberg. "We are really like a startup." they'd tell you."
12 Years a Privilege · u/TouchdownVirgin · ↑30 · 2023-02-22
"My prediction is that 99% will be a magical Disneyland like experimentation grounds for Zuckerberg and his brainiacs to build a fully functional, self-sustaining, green, networked, 'city'. 1600 acres is about 2.5xs bigger than Central Park... Yes, Mark Zuckerberg is Hitler."
"So I'm watching a video summary of Zuck's Metaverse and his company's plan for the future of work and play and god I am just left with this pit of emptiness in my stomach."
"So I'm watching a video summary of Zuck's Metaverse and his company's plan for the future of work and play"
"Mark Zuckerberg, a man who is obviously autistic, has shaped the way the modern world socializes"
An autistic man shaped modern society · u/grumpfortrump · ↑46 · 2020-10-03
"It belongs to Zuckerberg, to Musk, to whoever has the money to decide what deserves to stay on those platforms."
The internet is dying · u/Overall_Beginning_70 · ↑44 · 2025-01-19
"Tyler Robinson, Peter Thiel, Adam Lanza, Elon Musk, Dylan Klebold, Mark Zuckerberg, Nikolas Cruz"
"And one day Mark Zuckerberg arises from his sarcophagus and says, hearken unto me, brothers and sisters, for I've had a vision. I know I told you that the future would consist of arguing with your most racist uncle using this primitive text interface that I invented so I could non-consensually rate "
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