"Don't get me wrong, young Marco Pierre White could've jumped my bones any day, but it was a different time and culture in cooking. These guys on YouTube who are overly cocky about cooking and try to fit this certain archetype ruin any interest I have in their food"
"Guy's a fucking cook, and he carries on like he's freakin' Picasso. I also really dislike his former protege/catamite Gordon Ramsay, who seems to honestly thinks he's a sex symbol despite looking like a potato-faced, geriatric lesbian."