Apple laptop computer line discussed in terms of declining quality from 2007 models with superior keyboards and screens to current models requiring multiple keyboard replacements.
"I just fired up the ol' MBP from 2007. Big, beautiful, *functioning* keyboard. Massive screen. This computer has a bigger dick than my current MBP. This computer is a goddamn work of art. Edit: Shipping box arrived from Apple today for my 2nd keyboard replacement. 1st was Dec. of last year."