Mentions (13)
"Most people I see under 40 are wearing the same thing day to day and it doesn't look nice. I'm not talking about poorer people who can't afford to buy new clothes, I'm primarily talking about zoomers and millenials wearing $90 Lululemon sweatpants, an all gray sweatsuit, or $150+ Nike sneakers."
"If a normal person walks into a lululemon and just absconds with an entire rack of merchandise on camera, they'd be tracked down, lose their job, and get arrested. But if a big pack of people in hoodies and sweatpants loot the entire store nothing happens."
"He likes lululemon, I like lululemon."
"I don't know where to find a sporty lululesbian-esque chick."
"Anyway I guess she and like 2-3 other people are going to make a scene today at the mall outside the lululemon because they use coal or some shit and she believes this will solve global warming."
"The 10% of booths that DO sell produce are literally produce resellers who buy foreign-grown fruit and vegetables from Walmart and then resell them for like double the price. And yet Lululemon-clad yuppies will buy it at 100% markup thinking it's locally grown or whatever."
"From what I've observed they're entirely populated by people that live in "luxury" 5 over 1s, wear athleisure sets with a matching Lululemon belt bag, exclusively shop at Trader Joes, and have either a golden doodle or a mini dachshund. I genuinely don't think these types of people have inner lives"
"But aesthetically I love the image of drinking only black coffee and drinking green smoothies and doing yoga in my lululemon leggings then proceeding to do an hour of cardio on a single protein bar."
"They'll be making $400k, driving Teslas, dressed head to toe in Patagonia and Lululemon, have The Weeknd and keshi on their Spotify wrapped and post about being 'granola girls' because they go on hiking trips on weekends."
"At 9am, noon, and 5pm you can also see PMC types in lululemon pants shuffling back and forth between the office and chipotle/cava/sweetgreen."
"Nobody needs to have Lululemon leggings or whatever vintage Balmain blazer you were eyeballing, the people decrying that it's 'capitalist exploitation' are probably just mad they didn't find the things first"
"A lot of teenagers simply exist to spite the preferences of their parents. And the idea of a teenager wearing LuLulemon or being super hyped about the new Marvel movie to spite the aesthetic of their aged artistic parent is so funny to me."
"Dropped by Lululemon for editing her rival runner's achievements on Wikipedia to downplay them."