"Jeff Besoz' and Lauren Sanchez are not giving quiet luxery - wearing Ralph Lauren at the Hamptons, "wealthy men prefer skinny supermodel types" - aesthetic, and that sculpture of her looks genuinely- oversized playmobil quality -atrocious."
"like ok he's dating this latina with huge tits but she's also not young and has 2 kids, they're super committed and he's all cringy and stuff (like building statues of her in his yatch or whatever), also apparently he is a good stepdad."