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Jurassic World

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2015 sequel to Jurassic Park criticized for showing dinosaurs within the first 10 seconds, exemplifying the decline in patience and storytelling that Roger Ebert predicted.

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"Now compare that to Jurassic World (2015) where we do not see a dinosaur within the first 10 minutes, but within the first 10 SECONDS."
"According to sources, Goldblum has been trying to have sex with the dinosaurs on the set of the film. The actor, who plays the character Ian Malcolm in the franchise, has been spotted multiple times with his pants down, attempting to copulate with the animatronic dinosaurs."
"According to sources, Goldblum has been trying to have sex with the dinosaurs on the set of the film. The actor, who plays the character Ian Malcolm in the franchise, has been spotted multiple times with his pants down, attempting to copulate with the animatronic dinosaurs."
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