"Women can't understand Johnny Bravo's 'I want to look like them, not at them'. I know what women find attractive more than they do, I have thousands of pics of Liam Hemsworth because women like him and I want to be like him, I know the dimensions of his weak jawline, yet women find him attractive."
"Over the last year I've been lifting weights and gained a shit-load of muscle but am still pretty fat. Now it's all 'what up Johnny Bravoooo!', and 'Oh shit we got Mr. Incredible up in here! Guess that make me Frozone!'."