"A while ago I was in a Jimmy Carr show when he came here and he was telling a joke about how their Armed Forces were returning from war with blown off limbs and while sad and all, they might have a great shot at the paralympics that year."
"I don't mean mischievous ne'er do wells like Dave Chappelle and potty mouths like Jimmy Carr, I need non political people who thrive on hate and the controversy of their own wrongdoings."