"I remember a decade+ ago when every other online neckbeard was a Ron Paul type libertarian and talking about how all they want legal guns, weed, prostitutes and free markets lol. In this election, the libertarian candidate did worse than Jill Stein and nobody knew who he was."
"Sorry I've been really busy having amazing sex with my girlfriend (she's so hot). We just bought a vibrator and so I've been making her squirt all over the floor while we fuck while she keeps asking me to not go too deep ( my dick is huge). Anyway i just found out today that there's an election, and"