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Jacob Collier

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Musician critiqued for being technically talented but writing terrible music described as 'three Target commercials playing at the same time' with contrived and unconvincing emotional content

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"His music is like 'three Target commercials playing at the same time' to quote one YouTube comment. I listened to a bunch of his songs and I've determined that they're mostly terrible. It's weird because he's constantly singing about being in love with someone and how wonderful it feels but I like, "
Jacob Collier's music actually is that bad · u/Helpful-Antelope-678 · ↑224 · 2024-08-28
"Jacob Collier, for example. I'm visiting England and I've already seen it a couple times. Seems to be some kind "queer" thing in that they look like the type who would be offended for laughing at how laughable they look."
"Jacob Collier is always at the scene of the crime."
This is incredibly unappealing. · u/LifeMonth7928 · ↑28 · 2025-02-14
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