"luigi only trolley problemed 1 person to save millions but it's only ok to salve your conscience with utilitarian ethics if you kill 200,000 with a michael bay explosion in the background."
"The idea that because of nerdy consequentialist math it's therefore right to murder 100,000 people upfront is a stain on the human race. We will never recover from this, it's why everything is justifiable now as long as it's an 'act of war'."