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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Actress and founder of the lifestyle brand Goop, compared to Tom Brady for their shared pseudo-scientific lifestyle brands and obsessive wellness marketing.

Mentions (9)
"Cate Blanchett and Gwyeneth Paltrow in The Talented Mr. Ripley are two of the hottest actresses ever on screen"
RS Confession Space (your most un-RS tastes and opinions) · u/Paula-Abdul-Jabbar · ↑396 · 2024-09-13
"She is just so unabashedly herself, so unashamed. I need me a baddie who is a bit loopy"
Gwineth Paltrow is honest to god my ideal woman · u/Perfect_Firefighter4 · ↑126 · 2025-12-19
"Didn't realize this archetype was real outside of like Gwyneth Paltrow/eat pray love shit"
"a woman who worked at the world trade centre was on her way to get the train for work when a silver Mercedes almost hit her they both stopped in the street and then made eye contact and she saw that it was Gwyneth Driving the Mercedes' the woman just stared at her for ages lmaooo and then she missed"
Gwyneth Paltrow saved a life on 9/11 · u/shitslashers · ↑96 · 2022-09-11
"both have expensive, useless pseudo-scientific lifestyle brands (goop and tb12) both have had so much plastic surgery done that they'd melt in the summer heat both are desperate to come across as cool and relatable despite being creepy as fuck"
Tom Brady is the Gwyneth Paltrow of Men · u/[deleted] · ↑92 · 2021-02-07
"gwyneth paltrow"
The pod is on life support - need some GOOD guests · u/iwasneverawindow · ↑69 · 2025-01-10
"this shit is utterly demonic i'm parched and the artificial sweetness has obliterated me from the inside out i'm going to faint i'm worried my bmi has been permanently altered. i think i need one of those gwyneth paltrow vitamin IV drips."
had a Sprite at work due to no drinkable water · u/R4tKingGirl · ↑54 · 2023-08-01
"Gwyneth Paltrow as Bonnie Parker & James Dean"
The magical world of Kevyn Aucoin RIP · u/Puzzleheaded-Cow2930 · ↑54 · 2024-01-08
"The fats roasted her for including fresh vegetables (Unfathomable!) But Gwyneth also admittedly broke on day 4 and splurged on fresh chicken."
Remembering Gwyneth's 2015 Food Stamp Challenge · u/PuddinPants75 · ↑47 · 2023-07-03
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