Mentions (9)
"When we're sitting down with friends I always like to share a relationship L, state a stern opinion on something meaningless, complain about relatives, say 'that waitress looks familiar'"
"go back a couple decades in TV, men with receding hairlines and even full-on bald spots are easy to come by in most series. what happened. george costanza is so hot to me."
"Get all that fuckass baggy Y2K George Costanza Aime Leon Dore safe sleazy Bushwick zoomer slop that you guys call 'being fashionable' out of here, it's time real masculinity returned."
"The only silver lining is I am about to start my Constanza phase."
"Now old me would have think, 'Ok, don't let it affect you, he is just 🚬, plus if you want this position you shouldn't be so touchy' yada yada yada. But I thought about it and realized that everytime I tried to be diplomatic it failed badly on my behalf. Maybe I should try my good friend George's ide"
"how do incels respond to the fact that George Costanza got so many dime hoes despite being fat,unemployed and living with his parents? their lookism theories don't hold up so well when confronted by facts"
"Costanza couldn't leave his house without drowning in pussy, I can go out for 8 hours and not talk to anybody"
"I've been lying for months to my friends about the nature of my relationship (for good reason!), half of them know half the story, while the others know the other half. I cannot let the truth out so now i'm planning two birthday parties and inviting only certain people here and certain people there "
"George really did Susan wrong. I would have bought the expensive envelopes, just saying."