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"one time Fred Armisen asked me where he could find foreign language dictionaries (used to work at a bookstore) and im a dumbass and said 'oh you mean like written in a different language?' and he stared at me for like 5 seconds before he said 'uh yeah' in the way he always says shit."
"Also, I can't imagine the physical and emotional toll it would take to be married to Fred Armisen, that just sounds like a nightmare."
"Has anyone else been astounded that Fred hasn't been cancelled despite his long streak of being a creep? Is it because of being bffs with gay singer Carrie Brownstein? How do dudes like Fred and Goldblum shimmy around the pitchforks of the public?"
"Has anyone else been astounded that Fred hasn't been cancelled despite his long streak of being a creep?"