DSW

"Nominally the same product has just been replaced with a fuckass replica and you couldn't differentiate between the original and a knockoff because there's hardly a difference in quality and nothing means anything anymore and nothing is sacred? ahhh I almost had a fucking breakdown in DSW and Parago"

"And just like the rest of the zoomers, she's just on TikTok asking the camera which shoes she should wear. The only difference is that instead of choosing between heels from DSW, she's choosing between heirlooms passed down from Portuguese queens."