Dr. Pepper

"there's a dr. pepper commercial where a bunch of football fans show up to a coach's house in the middle of the night and threaten to burn a cross in his yard until he opens his garage to reveal it's full of dr. pepper. there's another dr. pepper commercial where a bunch of drunks pelt the texas tech"

"It's all unbelievably addictive unless it's truly awful tasting shit eg. diet drinks or Dr. Pepper."

"In the Argentina subreddit I've read people ecstatic (on Twitter too) because someone found an obscure Chinese supermarket where they stocked 12 Oz/350ml Dr. Pepper at $5 per can. Come on you complain about lack of accessibility of imported products and all you want to consume is corn syrup slop sod"