"Basically, apparently the mom had hired me as a college counselor in the hopes that I would tell this girl she should go to the more chill school since the harder school is really really hard, and will probably emotionally disturb her. Not only that, but the girl apparently actually wants to go to Y"
"'A date?' Buddy looked surprised. 'Who is it?' 'It's two,' I said, 'Peter the Hermit and Walter the Penniless.' Buddy didn't say anything, so I said, 'Those are their nicknames.' Then I added, 'They're from Dartmouth.'"