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Crystal Castles

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Electronic music group referenced as a generational marker between millennials and zoomers, with Alice Glass as the 34-year-old frontwoman.

Mentions (6)
"I've pretty much listened to nothing but them for the past week and a half"
I miss Crystal Castles · u/dylangerescapeplan_ · ↑275 · 2023-11-16
"My bf called Crystal castles "techno robot elevator music" that "made him want to jump out of the car" so im dumping him btw"
Visited the jew town on my way back from vacation · u/ilyukhina · ↑190 · 2025-07-07
"True aesthetic and musical pioneers, easily one of my favorite music groups of all time. I've seen people say that Ethan was the only one with talent in the group, but Alice had her moments. Die Antwoord, snow strippers, nosgov, and many others came after, but nobody will compare to their level of a"
Old Crystal Castles · u/CaseVisible2073 · ↑163 · 2025-06-02
"and they look at you with their phone deadened eyes and ask "what's that?" and suddenly you no longer want to mention that you have Alice Glass tickets. Guys Alice Glass is 34 that can't be right can it"
Aging yourself by asking a zoomer if they like crystal castles · u/Tossedoffsnark · ↑96 · 2023-03-17
"We would listen to Crystal Castles and try to shoot shit just like in the old days but it was clear he's on his last legs."
My dead friend · u/bella_jihad · ↑36 · 2025-03-30
"How do people silently lip sync in front of a camera, think it's cool and then proceed to post it. Especially the ones where it's grown adults acting "edgy" or "mysterious" to a crystal castles song or some shit."
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