"sit through 3 meetings with the lord's representatives talking about how much better the 1180s and 1190s were despite being behind schedule on tithes. four-fifths of your coworkers' ballocks dropped well before you were born and the few that are around your age are too "busy" or shut in to go grab d"
"How good it must feel marching to Jerusalem, with all your brothers in war, to wage full-on battle against the Moslem pagans, all for the sake of Christendom! With not just the chance to establish a legacy of glorious victory in God's name for the rest of your life and for history, but the reward of"