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Cristiano Ronaldo

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Famous Portuguese footballer whose worship in the Middle East is theorized as an outlet for closeted gay Arabs due to his metrosexual image.

Mentions (4)
"I truly believe that the disproportionate (and nauseating) ronaldo worship that has always come from the middle east is due to the very large cohort of arab homosexuals who are (subconsciously) forced into the closet by Islam. Ronaldo, who is probably the most famous metrosexual in history, is also "
The only person muslims love more than mohammed is cristiano ronaldo · u/ripcaesar44bce · ↑607 · 2024-05-28
"He's so robotic and inauthentic, his smile is too perfect. His manufactured public persona is betrayed by is behavior in the moment, like when he did a jerking off motion to fans chanting Messi at him. That was the rage coming out, and the fact that it broke out means that as powerful a face as he's"
Ronaldo is so scary · u/myfavoritececilia · ↑436 · 2024-04-29
"I really liked the one where ronaldo and messi rip a trophy out of speed's body, very allegorical!"
"Ronaldo, one of the most famous and rich athletes ever of all time, has a long term girlfriend. He currently plays in Saudi Arabia, where cohabitation is expressly forbidden. He's asked the rulers for a personal exception so she can come live with him. Cons- asking fundamentalist Muslims to change a"
Girlies, is Georgina Rodriguez the biggest "L" of all time? · u/Openheartopenbar · ↑44 · 2025-07-27
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