Mentions (6)
"We are in for some truly dark times now that they know you can make one tweet and get free advertising from the president."
"i'll even agree to buy them each one (1) $5 item from the gift shop"
"Ethel to return to making staged TikToks in Cracker Barrel parking lots and Phoebe to the bed of whichever indie musician bro flavor of the week she has trapped in her 'bisexual' web."
"Cracker Barrel having a different vibe than Fridays which has a different vibe than Pizza Hut, which is a different vibe than Starbucks is the only architectural respite from monotony afforded to millions of Americans and a bunch of reatards with MBAs ran focus groups that told them "The TGI Fridays"
"It's hard to take these people seriously when their reaction to the most popular political commentator getting murdered in broad daylight is identical to their reaction to when Cracker Barrel changes their logo"
"Our first stop is one of the gun ranges where you can shoot automatic guns. Next we will go to a demolition derby. Rounding it out we go to a Cracker Barrel or Red Lobster."