CPS

"Argument with coworker? Tell HR. Argument with HR? Tell a lawyer. Argument with neighbor? Call the cops. Argument with spouse? Tell a couples therapist. Argument with your boomer parents/young kids? Tell a family therapist. You suspect your single mother cousin is an alcoholic? Tell CPS."

"Despite all this I still see the frequent advice to 'call CPS' when the kid next door gets yelled at a lot or is left home alone for a few hours, as if they are going to be whisked away to a white picket fence Brady Bunch home."

"Driving around town fucked up, falling asleep in public, popping out kids when they can't afford the ones they have, endangering those kids, pawning off said kids onto already struggling relatives, constantly embroiled in CPS drama, constantly playing the victim, constantly bumming or stealing money"

"Call CPS on the racist students bc you suspect "severe abuse to have behavioral issues like this.""