Mentions (19)
"I love to take the Costanza role in a group setting"
"An insane wop and his son yelling "boom" and some other fat kid eating cookies should not have any cultural relevancy."
"Going to a Target, Costco, or HEB is a horrific experience. It is like the movie WALL-E come to life."
"I hate hipster-core restaurant chains that resell frozen Costco food at a jacked up price, and feign authenticity while providing a manufactured experience whose development is rooted in a corporate boardroom rather than a genuine cultural movement."
"in the end you end up dressing like a midwestern dad but instead of your outfit being $50 from Costco it's $2000 from several different niche weirdo brands"
"She stops to point down an isle, he rams into the back of her heel at full force, she yelps, then without missing a beat he turns and looks at me; 'I'm not licensed to operate these things :D' I <3 America!"
"I left LA earlier this year to go back to SF and I almost missed it, then went back for my birthday and stopped at my old Costco and it fully made me realize why I left."
"I'm sitting in the Costco parking lot right now and I can't help overhearing the conversation between two of the employees who are standing around outside. 'Oh, that one light skin Mexican chick? Fuck, dude! She's so thick and her ass is *so fucking fat*, dude!'"
"I procrastinate going to Costco until the weekend and all I can hear is the Conner O'Malley "slugs" monologue every time I get cut off by some sample-munching dipshit taking up half the lane with a cart pointed perpendicular to the flow of traffic."
"every time i go, i get surrounded by people three times my size buying comically huge proportions of food while squeezing through already outrageously accommodating aisles, so desperate for their savings that they cut everyone off"
"Approx how many calories should I expect that this kid will consume in a day? I guess I should make a Costco run and just keep a lot of snacks around the house"
"they got eight boxes of outdoor flood lights, two boxes of belgian chocolates, and a bag of romaine lettuce"
"I told her to apply to Costco and she did. She also applied at the post office."
"Seems like the only thing left that has defenders on all socials and forums"
"I am very drunk right now. I had a lot of the Costco spiced rum, and 3 cans of Sapporo. Shoutout to Costco."
"Give me quality fromage not these additives. It's only gotten worse. I blame my mom buying all the yanceys horseradish at Costco."
"I was at Costco the other day and they had this 80 inch flat screen tv. The whole thing was thinner than my phone. Wow! That's impressive! But what value does this add to our lives? An 80 inch TV that is three, four times as thick accomplishes the same thing."
"When I was really young (like elementary school age) I used to play this game called "Fat Finder" at Costco with my younger brother. As the name suggests, we would try to find the fattest person we could and then secretly laugh at them."
"Ask your loved ones if they think its fair to NEED a costco membership just to access the foodcourt…"