Chubbies

"Plus you can show off your new Chubbies your wife got you. They look like cutoff shorts but they're actually swimtrunks - how rad is that?"

"In today's Chubbies era I have to go to the gym and deadlift and squat to have good thighs and make sure I'm wearing briefs so you can't see the outline of my wiener every time I go out in 2023 short shorts."