Historical figure referenced in the context of being beaten with a cane, used as a darkly humorous comparison for qualifying for health insurance special enrollment periods
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"i'm about to tell my gf to beat me down with a cane like Charles Sumner so I'll be able to claim I'm a "victim of domestic abuse or spousal abandonment" so I can get some damn health insurance"
"i'm about to tell my gf to beat me down with a cane like Charles Sumner so I'll be able to claim I'm a "victim of domestic abuse or spousal abandonment""