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European particle physics research organization, referenced in conspiracy theories about timeline resets and the Large Hadron Collider.

Mentions (4)
"Inspired by that guy who thinks CERN is speeding up time"
It's actually insane how long the first few days of a new job are · u/Numerous-Oil3999 · ↑362 · 2025-04-13
"I think about how I can appeal to men through science and mathematics I have been to cern that shit was wild really good food."
No man has ever wanted to be in a relationship with me · u/Puzzleheaded-Book298 · ↑352 · 2023-08-08
"I feel like CERN is speeding up the passage of time or something because how the fuck are we basically halfway through april? I know that your perception of time speeds up the older you get but this is just ridiculous."
I feel like CERN is speeding up the passage of time or something · u/KevinBaconNEggs · ↑342 · 2025-04-13
"CERN 3rd cycle supposed to fold time in on itself (also linked to some blogger's interpretation of the date of the Second Coming) and we all get sent back to 2012 with choice of whether or not we retain our memories."
/x/ schizos predicting timeline to reset on April 1st · u/Poopoobumhole69 · ↑74 · 2022-03-28
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