"Half the time when I go to a gas station now, I pay and then stand there waiting for my fuel as the screen yells at me. Ads about top road travel tips (proudly AI generated) and the new Celsius flavors in the station store."
"I literally can't function without them. They're the only thing I want when I wake up. And I know it's way too much caffeine and other chemicals and shit and I'm basically a 14 year old getting hopped up on Monster energy to go dirt biking every morning except I just drink them to do my email job."