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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

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Martial art recommended to female virgins as a way to meet men who can pick them up effortlessly while rolling together.

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"If u wanna get some action, go to the nearest Brazilian jiu jitsu gym/warehouse near you. It's literally all dudes. Introduce urself and then if you want say you wanna try and 'roll'. They'll throw you around but still be gentle. They can pick u up like it's nothing."
Female virgins in the chat · clownfacedpills · ↑93 · 2024-08-02
"At least half the guys I know 5'9" or under are super in MMA fighting or always taking about "rolling" in their Brazilian jui jitsu classes. None of the guys I know over 6 feet, myself included, are more than casually interested."
Why are short men so interested in martial arts? · u/MrMegaPants · ↑35 · 2023-09-25
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