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German car brand mentioned mockingly in context of men who think buying a used 2010 BMW will help them attract much younger women.

Mentions (5)
"I've never seen a BMW use a turn signal"
all car stereotypes are always true · u/Training-End-9885 · ↑307 · 2024-09-13
"I guess it's to make up for the fact that she makes 2.5x what I do and flies me around in her 4000 lb aircraft and has a BMW while I drive a 2006 Camry...but hey at least I modded it out with a navigation system right?"
New girlfriend is starting to make me feel emasculated · u/Zoookhan21 · ↑235 · 2024-02-14
"Absolutely terrible looking dudes in their who think they'll start fucking 18 year olds when they're 40 years old cause they'll finally have enough money to buy that used 2010 BMW. I just read some awful thread about some guy in his 30s who says he can't wait till he's 'finally hit his SMV max' at 4"
You know what's the biggest cope I've read? · u/FifaDude1234 · ↑179 · 2023-03-10
"They are fucking quacks and the DSM is their money machine so they can then give it to bmw and nordstrom"
"They are car poor from driving a BMW or Benz. They dream of getting rich off sports betting or crypto so they can upgrade to a Porsche or Lamborghini."
South Korea's version of chavs and deanos · u/FuckingFuckedFucked · ↑39 · 2024-06-26
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