Blue's Clues

"Blue's Clues and You is vastly inferior to it's 90s/00s predecessor. Steve's singing was more of a quick spoken word number, but the cadence and tune were easy to follow and repeat for young kids. How in the Blue Hell (a more apt name for the show IMHO!) am I...erm, uh, my children, rather, supposed"

"I grew up on Blue's Clues and like 10+ years ago I was wondering what that dude was up to but he was pretty much off the grid except he had a solo album that was surprisingly pretty good."

"Adam: he looks like a school shooter, and sometimes he looks like an extra on Blue's Clues."