Mentions (31)
"I'm visiting her in Berlin this week and she was telling me that her boyfriend was having weird digestion problems and he was always eating gross processed shit. So she told him to start eating more fruit and apparently he's really taken to it."
"I'm about to go to Berlin for the summer, and I've been asking German people for some recs while I'm there, and everything they've recommended so far I could basically already find in NYC, Best cocktail bar in Berlin? They basically serve the same types of mango-new-wave-fruity-rum drinks served wit"
"Forced to travel by public transport recently in Berlin almost daily because of job change from going car only. It's actually better than I feared but once a week or so I encounter a group of young Arab (and adjusted) men/boys and it feels like they are possessed by demons."
"I remember I was working for a company in Berlin a couple years ago and we had an online interview with an American Sikh. In fact, people like my Polish colleague would find the idea of someone like that identifying as a 'proud Berliner' or 'a proud Parisian' to be borderline nonsensical."
"My hag of a manager asked why. I said Germany because I want to do drugs and party in Berlin but obviously I couldn't say that. So I defaulted to 'I just really like the history there'. Instant silence."
"Ass. I'm in berlin and I can't wait to leave. This place is awful. So many rules, you need a reservation or appointment for almost everything, everyone is autistic, rude, and selfish, nothing is free, they nickel and dime you for every little thing, the city is sprawling, nobody speaks English despi"
"Dude is in Berlin
He takes LSD and Molly
To top it off he gets drunk off vodka
he doesn't feel much, that is just how much of a bad ass he is
In this state, he decides to go to a sex party
While he is having a blast fucking alt bitches, a SJW woke HR they/them show up to teach him about proper conse"
"I think if you were to compare the average intelligence of residents of this country's capital and say, Berlin, it wouldn't be all that different."
"Evacuation of city forbidden by Hitler. Civilians attempted putting white flags on houses to try and avoid being shelled by Soviet artillery. SS death squads killed anyone putting these flags out. Child sized helmets manufactured for German child soldiers. They could not make enough, so most went wi"
"Smoking indoors. Pints of beer for €3,60. Pints of beer in cornerstores you can drink in the streets. Good looking women. Asians playing hop scotch on the Holocaust memorial and taking selfies. Good times all around."
"Its clear from the get go that these collectives are not collectives. They are essentially run by a small in-group of artists that have actual talent and are trying to become a breakout star so they can move to Berlin (or NYC if their parents won't bankroll a move to Europe.)"
"Putting "she splits her time between Brooklyn and Berlin/Paris/London" in your bio doesn't make you look cool/cultured, it just tells everyone that you have rich parents."
"I want to go to Berlin. I want to listen to jazz with my friends. I want an Afghan war rug. I want to be God's favorite."
"So yesterday berliner police announced the arrest of a guy on suspicion of murder and cannibalism. Soon I realized that it's the guy I briefly dated years ago upon my first time in berlin."
"'No, where I'm from is nothing like Berlin.'"
"was in berlin last spring and everywhere i went there was someone just looking straight at me, stone faced. other friends shared similar stories so i know it isn't just me being weird."
"all i'm saying is, there's no way one can doubt the influence of transformer & berlin, those two alone (along with his antics and fashion sense) inspired an entire generation of kids."
"You forgive him and give it a try again but then he only uses you as an extension of his therapist and comes up with shit like 'I need to focus on myself rn' as if he was Tanya fucking mcquoid. Is it Berlin or why are they like this?"
"A few years back I was a tourist in Berlin looking for an afternoon meal. By accident I dropped my cane and in the whole ordeal I unknowingly stepped inside a comically oversized rotisserie oven meant to roast large quantities of doner kebabs."
"In Berlin I see more visible foreigner in 1 hours than in Taiwan in 2 weeks. Street food is fucking amazing and 3 out of 5 of the best food I ate was just a random street vendor with plastic chairs where we ate for 10€ for 2 people."
"I felt safe 100% of the time. Virtually zero drunks or dug addicts. No comparison with Berlin at all. I felt there was in general much more social cohesion. In Berlin I witnessed a brand new elevator being completely destroyed within a few months."
"r/europe had a thread today absolutely celebrating Berlin categorizing 'From the river to the sea Palestine will be free', as **illegal hatespeech**."
"Is Brooklyn a good place to live or is it actually full of insufferable hipsters? Is it worth expating to somewhere like Berlin?"
"Germans are the most anti-social people I've ever seen. I've travelled to 6 countries beforehand (France, Netherlands, US, Italy, Spain, Greece) I simply cannot comprehend how rude some people here are. I'm from the north UK where people are usually friendly and outgoing. I've never experienced anyt"
""No, I don't have time right now, I have to work" (she works as a freelance German instructor in Berlin, who cares)"
"Putting "she splits her time between Brooklyn and Berlin/Paris/London" in your bio doesn't make you look cool/cultured, it just tells everyone that you have rich parents."
"He is apparently in Berlin getting drunk with a some old American expat friends of mine"
"go plan your next vacation to Berlin/South Tyrole while reminiscing about all the cities you've visited"
"A few years back I was a tourist in Berlin looking for an afternoon meal. By accident I dropped my cane and in the whole ordeal I unknowingly stepped inside a comically oversized rotisserie oven meant to roast large quantities of doner kebabs."
"First time in Berlin I went to this awesome rave with a 32 yo "retired" escort I met in my hostel room."
"Yes this is a real video posted by the Berlin police to their official Instagram page."