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Beauty and the Beast

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Disney film referenced in a satirical story about being too ugly to play talking furniture in a community theater production.

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"i tried out for my local community theater production of "Beauty and the Beast" and they told me i was too ugly to play any of the talking furniture but said i could be the understudy for one of the 5 dozen eggs that gaston eats for breakfast."
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