Babylon Bee

"It's one thing to have an abusive neglectful father who doesn't love you but imagine having an abusive neglectful father who is that way because he wants to spend all of his time getting RT'd by the Babylon Bee, jesus christ"

"Because Biden hates Israel so much, Hamas formally gave him the rank of Commander in the Al-Qassem Brigades, as well as the Medal of Antisemitism, the highest honor they could bestow. Additionally they gave him a Palestinian passport due to the fact that if he loves Palestine so much then he should "

"I googled it after and apparently this has been trending since Babylon Bee posted some article satirizing Disney's corporate greed and anti religious sentiments and I guess their own target audience has fallen for the joke."