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Amy Schumer

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Comedian and actress who was formerly on Time's 100 Most Influential People list and now promotes telehealth abortion services through her social media.

Mentions (14)
"Not just a few people. A large (haha) majority of people I used to know are now fat. Chubby Amy Schumer face, linebacker arms, protruding guts."
Why is everyone fat now · u/sergeantlane · ↑661 · 2024-04-10
"Her focus on her own victimization will fill conservertards with disgust"
Amy Schumer is the most convincing Pro-P*lestine propaganda · u/Deep_Emphasis2782 · ↑393 · 2023-10-27
"It seems like a lot of female comics opted for the Amy Schumer slutty party girl variety. But Tina had the right idea."
Why weren't there more of this archetype of female comedians? · bingdongtheditch · ↑380 · 2024-01-14
"when she goes to kfc, she licks everybody else's fingers"
amy schumer is so fat · u/firecrackerinthehole · ↑106 · 2022-03-28
"I just got a warning from a comment in r/trueanon simply saying that amy schumer is fat and looks like a chipmunk."
What is happening to Reddit · u/scrubberville · ↑81 · 2026-01-02
"She gets a lot of the same hate that Lena Dunham gets that honestly reaches such a rabid point that it makes me uncomfortable. Lena's obviously a better writer and I feel like has been vindicated in a way but for whatever reason Amy doesn't seem to be able to get the same type of forgiveness."
"Amy Schumer, the guy from fleabag, Sarah Silverman. Why spring yourself into relevancy like this?"
"I'll text back something patently absurd like, 'if LeBron quit basketball and played baseball, he'd hit .300 for the White Sox Double-A team. How come Jordan could only hit .200?' Or, 'I never saw Jordan in a movie with Amy Schumer.'"
"I just thought to myself, 'What the fuck is Amy Schumer doing with her godforsaken life right now?' This woman used to be everywhere - on the Times 100m influential people list, with her book that topped charts for a lengthy minute, her freaking movie with Bill Hader (who I think is like oddly sexy."
Mail Order Abortion? · u/groomedthrowawaygrl · ↑36 · 2021-09-21
"You can ignore annoying ugly women because they're just going to get fat and become irrelevant anyway."
The real lesson to be learned from Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer · u/hugewienerbabe · ↑36 · 2024-02-17
"I'm horrible with guessing ethnicities I guess but she seems like your average plain white fat chick. She seems rather kooky"
Am I stupid for not knowing Amy Schumer was Jewish? · u/lfgm055 · ↑30 · 2023-10-26
"Amy Schumer, the guy from fleabag, Sarah Silverman. Why spring yourself into relevancy like this?"
"This woman used to be everywhere - on the Times 100m influential people list, with her book that topped charts for a lengthy minute, her freaking movie with Bill Hader"
Mail Order Abortion? · u/groomedthrowawaygrl · ↑36 · 2021-09-21
"People just want to unload their hate on Amy Schumer, if it was anyone else it would've just been an awkward moment."
This moment was so overblown · u/racquet3 · ↑21 · 2023-11-21
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