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"so this guy i know kinda pressured his wife (both 24) into an open relationship, she buzzed off her hair, had several mental breakdowns and this guy leaves adam levine level of cringe horny comments under hot girl's ig pics they both know and follow"
"Like he's on the edge of being extremely handsome but something about his face shape and beady little eyes makes him goofy and a little dog-like; some kind of uncanny valley shit idk"
"i'm far too embarrassed to ask this to anyone i know but i feel like his sexts like.. weren't even that bad?? like obviously embarrassing when taken out of their intimate context but like what else are you supposed to say when someone sends you nudes?"
"Adam Levine said 'SHE will be loved', but he never specified who. the evidence was there all along. Pay attention ppl!!"
"Adam Levine said "SHE will be loved", but he never specified who"