Adam Driver

"He looks like a massive sweaty ear. Aubrey Plaza is shot so badly she seems to always have moustache. I question if the Godfather series was even any good after seeing this shit"

"He's not a bad actor and he's not bad looking but why is he A-list and in everything? Does anyone actually feel strongly about him? Sum just not adding up sorry"

"i've broken stuff on this sub before (adam driver movie critic lead) bc nobody irl cares about my scoops and i will delete this as well."

"he looks like the smithsonian reconstruction of the remains of a denisovan skeleton found on a hillside in turkmenistan."

"I'm compiling a list: John Mayer Mac DeMarco Adam Driver Pete Davidson Eric Andre"

"Driver as Neil, hmmm okay I guess. Timothy Chalagay as Pacino? I'm not convinced."

"About a decade in the industry and has worked with Scorsese, Speilberg, the Coens, Soderbergh, Coppola, Mann, Clint Eastwood, Spike Lee, Jeff Nicholls, Terry Gilliam, Ridley Scott multiple times, Jarmusch, Baumbach multiple times, and was Han Solo's son."

"he looks like the smithsonian reconstruction of the remains of a denisovan skeleton found on a hillside in turkmenistan"